How far away?
Today’s xkcd is a great example of the power of the dark side of mathematics… knowing an ‘average’ for how far away someone is having sex RIGHT NOW is kind of weirdly compelling.
I did feel their 80-times-per-year figure was kind of low though, but maybe I’m just lucky that way. After jacking it up (no pun intended), here are the numbers for Fort Lauderdale.

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Like I said, you need to stop traveling so much.
I don’t know – the numbers are skewed enough as it is!